I hate this town. I do not understand people that refer to Dallas as the big city because it's not. Dallas isn't terribly big at all. In fact, it's so small I ran into someone I know last night while we were downtown. And then I can't find anything remotely good looking in this town. It's just neon lights and cranes building more skyscrapers. It's an eyesore most of the time. I hate this town. Fuck Dallas and fuck people who are from Dallas for not having enough sense to be from somewhere else.
Why the animosity against Dallas? I've been robbed again. This time the bounty was much more precious and will therefore cost me much time and patience talking to 'government officials'. So, yeah. Fuck Dallas and fuck all the cocksuckers who love it so much.
Don't you love the word 'cocksucker'? I say it everyday. If I'm really pissed -- COCKSUCKER -- and I'm better. Or, if you've pissed me off and I really want to degrade you -- COCKSUCKER -- and I'm all better. (Actually, I find that any reference to oral sex sounds rather degrading. Does anybody else feel that way?) And if just saying cocksucker doesn't help, stringing together a steady stream of curses will. i.e. "For fuck's sake, you little ass pirate! It isn't that fucking hard to merge onto the god forsaken highway, you faggot-ass cocksucking needle-dick ass-fucker!" And if you still feel bitter, throw in a racial slur on your next outburst. It really adds a nice touch.
Isn't it a little early for such colorful language? Don't be such a pussy, cocksucker.
Damn! I feel good! And I'm only on my first cup of coffee!
On a funnier note, all the Mexicans at work who work nights have now asked me if I'm married or have a boyfriend. My answer? Hell, yes! I have a boyfriend to whom I am very faithful and whose babies I want to have. At least, that's what I told them. I now wear a "wedding ring" to work.
(I don't mind sexual harassment as long as it's in a funny accent.)
And so to recap, Dallas is for cocksuckers, cocksuckers is a wonderful word, and sexual harassment is fun. Ok, scratch that last part. Sexual harassment is only fun if they speak broken English. There. That's better.
Oh, wait! I just remembered another fun insult! DOUCHEBAG. Let's use that in a sentence: Fucking faggot-ass pussy-bitch cocksucking douchebag!