My mother writes a blog titled How to Dress as if You Are Famous. That inspired me to write How To Dress as if You Are a Lesbian.
First thing, girls, you need Hanes brand boy-cut underwear. This is crucial as the top rim of the underwear must be showing from the top of the sagging pants.
Jeans must be somewhat tight fitting but able to sag just on the ass a little. If there is a little wear and tear on the jeans, it only makes you look that much more badass. For those concerned about the weather, cargo shorts (preferrably a khaki or camo) are appropriate. Remember! All pants and shorts must be equipped with pockets. Pockets are essential to the city lesbian as it makes carrying a purse completely unneccessary.
A tight shirt should be worn at all times particularly by those girls plagued with short hair. Tight shirts reaffirm one's chest, saying to the world, "They may not be big, but they're here and I'm female". Black t-shirts with band logos are very popular and make you look more appealing. It shows the world you have taste. Be careful with your selection of band logo t-shirts as it may show the world you have bad taste.
Head gear is important because if you can't having rockin' hair, you can at least hide it with a cool hat.
Shoes must match the outfit. (Bet you didn't know lesbians do accessorize.) Typically a Converse Chuck Taylor style of shoe or "skater" shoes such as Vans are acceptable.
Now, take your outfit to the gay bar and blend in.